- distant relative at family event:It's been so long since I saw you!! How's school?
- me:none of the things that once excited me make me happy anymore i'm living off caffeine and anxiety i'm paralyzed by my future my diet is trash and my body is slowly rotting but otherwise i'm good hbu
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- 2 years ago
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me: *after skipping my 42nd consequtive day of college* “ i needed this”
consecutive
does it seem like i take eductation seriously?
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- 2 years ago
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I was doodling smol birbs and ended up with a birb that looks like it’s having an existential crisis
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- 2 years ago
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why did we stop building castles. i feel like humanity might live to regret that
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- 2 years ago
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no:
Russian roads, only 30 sec
What’s with Russia and dashcams?
to have car insurance in russia, dashcams are required because russians are terrible drivers
How…wtf
i would literally pass out from road rage
me driving
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